What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

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Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

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Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

No go.

Still no good

share office space ...

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No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How I Turned My Fitness Around with an Infrared Sauna Blanket?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

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