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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:28

Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?
No go.
Still no good
share office space ...
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No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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